Can there be a two-minute symphony?

This work is certainly two minutes, and it does sound like a symphony because there are symphonic elements in it: It has a clearly stated theme, which is developed, fragmented, plopped into minor, extended, kneaded, and recapitulated. Fiddled with, actually – like Beethoven, only smaller. Therefore, many of the makings and trimmings of a symphony are here, and even though there is not enough time for a secondary theme, we are clearly in proto-symphony terri...